Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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