watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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