Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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