Who did Billy Mays play for?
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
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He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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