I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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