He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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