you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
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And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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