A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
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I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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