Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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