Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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