Dual....:-)
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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