After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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