White coat. Heels.
4 words: hood of his car
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HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
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