do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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