the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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