You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
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He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
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Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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