I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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