i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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