Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
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i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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