If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
