jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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