Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
