erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
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I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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