at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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