My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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