just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I think your dad took our porno
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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