it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
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I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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