Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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