you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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