hotel room ftw
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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