Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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