Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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