love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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