So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
