shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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