i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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