I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Even my vagina gasped.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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