Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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