Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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