using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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