just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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