Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
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you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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