But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
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There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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