You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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