Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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