I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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