About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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