Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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