I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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