party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
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In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
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I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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