Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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