So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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