the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
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I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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